Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay: We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. I'll be right here waitin'. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Chaka: It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Jay: Are you fucking crazy? Jay: Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? You can't take it back. It's never "Hey! Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. [to Silent Bob] Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video Jay: Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Jay: Hitchhiker: What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Make it fast and sexy. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. He's got a great sense of humor. It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Hey! Oh, now you're the director. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Jay: [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. [clears throat] Don't you recognize me? Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Whillenholly: I can't belive this shit. Steve-Dave Pulasti: NO! Wes? And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Jay: That would never work as a movie. Whillenholly: . Banky: Hooker #2: Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Do you want to get shot? Chaka: Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Jay: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Un-ban us. What do we do with them now? Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. Dude, she called you retarded. It incorporates all cent. When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Remind me to renew that restraining order. Banky: So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Ben Affleck: Don't change the subject. They didn't really steal the monkey. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Jay: When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I don't really wanna die. See? Brent: Holy shit, dude. Mua-ha-ha-ha! , none of you little fucks out there. Jay: Look at me. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Jay: Sissy: The C.L.I.T. Yeah, for Joey, man. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Just look at the Platypus. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Don't be so suburban. Have you seen them roaming around? Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? There are no more lines. This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Damn yous! [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. My bad. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Holden: Holden: Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Hey, watch the language, little boy. It's the new millennium. You're like a child. Banky: Jason Biggs: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. Brent: Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Go to hell! Jay: Jay: There's no boogers in it sir. Hmm, I don't know. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. So what's the deal here? Jay's Mother: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Jay: Devil Jay 2: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. But it was better than "Mallrats". The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Tricia Jones: [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Especially you. That's right. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Silent Bob: [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. . YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Whillenholly: Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Would you stop saying that? Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Chaka: document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? James Van Der Beek: Brodie: 8.2 . Jason Biggs: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Holden: No the clit is real. If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Customer at Quick Stop: Lonely. the wrong way. I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. We've gotta go. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! 1 Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Cock-Knocker: See? Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Ben Affleck: [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Chaka: And you know what they do to you in jail. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Matt Damon: .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. Great. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. The little stoner was right! 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jay: Well! Oh, all right. [getting into the van] [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Comedy. Jay: Holden: And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Passerby: You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Teen #1: Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Jay: Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Come on, Silent Bob. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Sissy: Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Mules are GOOD! The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Shaggy: Randal Graves: Jay: Shannen Doherty: Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Justice: Jay: You're doubling me, obviously. Not this little fuck. What? Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Chaka: Holy Shit. Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Holy shit. Fuck them up their stupid asses. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Oh, shit, It understood us! Oh, you like that, MULE. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. Compare. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. I'm the pie fucker. Jay: You the man. Half's not enough? You see! [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. And you've both got your own monkey. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Fred: Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. He said he'd fuck a sheep! Jay: Brent: The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Jay: Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Fanedit Running Time: 128. James Van Der Beek: I didn't spit in it sir. Jay: Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Who's watching these babies? The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . [singing] All video and DVD versions restore that line. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.